In the UK a new law is implemented to create new public holidays. The law dictates that one person will be randomly selected from the population at the beginning of each year - this person then travels to Downing street to - live, on television - spin a wheel to select an appointment type. Throughout the year, whenever this person attends an appointment of this type it is declared a public holiday.
This year the lottery selected you. As the wheel comes to a stop you experience sheer terror. You're in London, you have half a pack of cigarettes, it's winter and the entire population of the country knows where to find you - and that it'll be a public holiday whenever you're in hospital.
Cursing the idiot that added that option to the wheel, you consider your options.
What do you do?